EU VOTO A FAVOR!
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Começo morta e livro-me disso.
Depois acordo num lar para a terceira idade, sentindo-me melhor cada dia que passa.
A seguir sou expulsa, por estar demasiadamente saudável.
Gozo a minha reforma e recebo a minha pensão de velhice.
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Trabalho 40 anos, até ser demasiadamente nova para trabalhar.
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FIXE, NÃO VOS PARECE?
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Fixe?
Mais do que fixe...
era uma maravilha...ah se era...
E claro que eu também voto a favor!
Muito engraçado este teu post..
Um beijo
Era muito melhor pá!
Jinhos miúda
\m/
Nada mau, também há a água da juventude,bebe-se tanta, tanta, mas tanta que acabamos por apanhar sarampo outra vez, lol, bjs
Bela ideia...isso é que era vida...sempre a melhorar...ehehehehe
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Acho que tinhamos uma adaptação mais favorável, uma vez que era sempre para melhor. Beijocas
bjecas
"Áh pois é bebé" mas prontos continuemos a caminhar para o lar...jinhos
alfabeta
E varicela e escarlatina e papeira...bem mas antes isso que arteriosclerose e osteoporose...olha venha essa água então...beijocas.
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E quem não gostaria de estar sempre a melhorar?
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Não me parece nada mal...
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